Description
Violence and Cryolence Desk Mat – Funny Frog Neoprene Desk Pad 
Some days you’re ready to fight the world. Other days you’re ready to lie face-down and cry about it. Why limit yourself?
The Violence and Cryolence Desk Mat celebrates the two primary frog responses to adversity: VIOLENCE and CRYOLENCE. This ridiculously cute design features pairs of hand-drawn frogs representing both ends of the emotional spectrum. One is angry and apparently prepared to throw tiny frog hands. The other is sad, teary, and experiencing what can only be described as a full-scale case of cryolence.
And yes, cryolence is a made-up word. But look at that frog and tell us it doesn’t perfectly describe what’s happening here. We’ll wait.
The repeating frog design sits on a bright blue background scattered with colorful little hearts, creating the ideal combination of adorable and emotionally unstable. The Violence and Cryolence Desk Mat is perfect for gaming setups, home offices, art spaces, craft rooms, study areas, or anyone whose daily emotional state can best be described as “one of those two frogs.”
Manufactured by a trusted partner, this neoprene desk mat provides a smooth surface for your mouse while giving your keyboard, drawing tablet, notebook, and emotional-support snacks a comfortable place to live. A non-slip rubber backing helps keep everything in place, and stitched edges provide a neat, durable finish.
Choose 14 × 24 inches for ordinary emotional turmoil or 18 × 36 inches when your feelings require additional square footage.
Violence and Cryolence Desk Mat Details
Features
- Available in two sizes:
- 14 × 24 inches
- 18 × 36 inches
- Soft, durable neoprene construction
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse movement
- Anti-slip rubber backing
- Vibrant, edge-to-edge printing
- Rounded edges for a finished appearance
- Suitable for workspaces, gaming setups, crafting areas, and home offices
- Manufactured by a trusted partner
Violence and Cryolence Desk Mat Care Instructions
Keeping your desk mat looking adorable is easy.
- Spot clean with mild soap and warm water.
- Gently wipe with a soft cloth.
- Allow the mat to air dry completely before using it again.
- Avoid bleach and harsh cleaning products.
- Do not iron.
- Do not place in a dryer.
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Med | 14 x 28 inches |
| Large | 18 x 36 inches |
Color & Display Disclaimer
We do our best to display every design as accurately as possible, but colors can appear slightly different from one screen to another. Monitors, phones, tablets, and printers all interpret color a little differently.
Because each desk mat is individually created, minor variations in placement, color, and sizing are perfectly normal and make every piece uniquely yours.
A Friendly Warning
Grumbleberry desk mats have been known to cause:
- Excessive smiling
- Frequent compliments from visitors
- A completely unreasonable attachment to tiny scarf-wearing cats
- A sudden urge to light a pumpkin-scented candle
- An inexplicable desire to buy matching accessories
- The realization that your desk belongs to the cats now
The cats are very sorry.
They are also absolutely not giving it back. 🐱🍂
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