Description
Peace Was Nary An Option Patterned Desk Mat – Funny Possum Neoprene Desk Pad 
Peace had its chance.
The Peace Was Nary An Option Patterned Desk Mat takes our wonderfully unhinged knife-wielding possum and repeats him across your entire workspace, because apparently one tiny agent of chaos simply wasn’t enough.
Each little possum proudly clutches two knives beneath the declaration “PEACE was nary an option!”, creating a gloriously ridiculous pattern across a dreamy purple gradient background. Even the spaces between our tiny troublemakers are scattered with subtle knife illustrations, resulting in a desk mat that somehow manages to be adorable, pastel, and mildly threatening all at once.
Basically, it’s peak Grumbleberry.
Perfect for possum lovers, collectors of weird desk accessories, fans of chaotic cute artwork, and anyone who has ever opened their inbox and immediately decided diplomacy was no longer appropriate, the Peace Was Nary An Option Patterned Desk Mat gives your workspace exactly the sort of energy it probably shouldn’t have.
Manufactured by a trusted partner, this neoprene desk mat provides a smooth surface for your mouse, keyboard, drawing tablet, notebook, and other innocent bystanders. A non-slip rubber backing helps keep everything securely in place, while durable stitched edges provide a clean, finished look.
Available in 14 × 24 inches and 18 × 36 inches, so you can choose exactly how much possum-based hostility your desk requires.
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Peace Was Nary An Option Patterned Desk Mat Details
Features
- Available in two sizes:
- 14 × 24 inches
- 18 × 36 inches
- Soft, durable neoprene construction
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse movement
- Anti-slip rubber backing
- Vibrant, edge-to-edge printing
- Rounded edges for a finished appearance
- Suitable for workspaces, gaming setups, crafting areas, and home offices
- Manufactured by a trusted partner
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Peace Was Nary An Option Patterned Desk Mat Care Instructions
Keeping your desk mat looking adorable is easy.
- Spot clean with mild soap and warm water.
- Gently wipe with a soft cloth.
- Allow the mat to air dry completely before using it again.
- Avoid bleach and harsh cleaning products.
- Do not iron.
- Do not place in a dryer.
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Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Med | 14 x 28 inches |
| Large | 18 x 36 inches |
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Color & Display Disclaimer
We do our best to display every design as accurately as possible, but colors can appear slightly different from one screen to another. Monitors, phones, tablets, and printers all interpret color a little differently.
Because each desk mat is individually created, minor variations in placement, color, and sizing are perfectly normal and make every piece uniquely yours.
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A Friendly Warning
Grumbleberry desk mats have been known to cause:
- Excessive smiling
- Frequent compliments from visitors
- A completely unreasonable attachment to tiny scarf-wearing cats
- A sudden urge to light a pumpkin-scented candle
- An inexplicable desire to buy matching accessories
- The realization that your desk belongs to the cats now
The cats are very sorry.
They are also absolutely not giving it back. 🐱🍂
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