Description
Anxious Mess Possum Blanket | Funny Possum Velveteen Blanket
The Anxious Mess Possum Blanket was created for anyone who has ever stared at a perfectly ordinary email for forty-five minutes before deciding to answer it tomorrow instead. If that sounds familiar, welcome home.
Featuring an adorable little screaming possum alongside the words “Anxious Mess” in bright rainbow letters, this blanket embraces chaos with the same enthusiasm that a possum embraces eating something it probably shouldn’t. Set against a dark gray background and surrounded by colorful stars, the design perfectly balances cute, funny, and painfully relatable.
The Anxious Mess Possum Blanket is ideal for people who appreciate a little humor in the middle of life’s everyday madness. Whether you’re curled up on the couch, binge-watching your favorite comfort show, recovering from an exhausting day of social interaction, or simply trying your best, this blanket is ready to provide comfort and companionship.
Each blanket is carefully manufactured by a trusted partner and features our original Grumbleberry artwork printed in rich, vibrant color on the front, while the reverse side remains luxuriously soft and white. Available in both 50 × 60-inch and 60 × 80-inch sizes, the Anxious Mess Possum Blanket delivers equal parts coziness, personality, and emotional support.
After all, life is hard, but at least you can be warm while you panic.
Anxious Mess Possum Blanket Details
There’s nothing better than wrapping yourself in something soft, cozy, and just a little bit ridiculous. Our velveteen blankets are designed to bring plenty of comfort, a little personality, and a whole lot of charm to your home.
Every blanket features original Grumbleberry artwork printed in vibrant color on the front, paired with an irresistibly soft white backing on the reverse. Each one is carefully produced by one of our trusted manufacturing partners so you can enjoy bright colors, beautiful details, and the kind of softness that makes getting off the couch much more difficult than it should be.
Features
- Available in 50 × 60-inch and 60 × 80-inch sizes
- Printed in vivid, high-resolution color
- Ultra-soft velveteen finish
- Medium-heavy fabric (approximately 300 g/m²)
- Printed on one side with a soft white backing
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability
- Made from 100% polyester (83% polyester and 17% spandex blend on select variations)
- Produced to meet applicable safety and quality standards
Anxious Mess Possum Blanket Care Instructions
We want your blanket to stay soft, cozy, and beautiful for years to come. To keep it looking its best, we recommend the following care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F)
- Wash on a gentle cycle
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Avoid high heat to help preserve the softness and vibrancy of the fabric
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Small | 50 × 60 inches |
| Large | 60 × 80 inches |
Color & Display Disclaimer
We do our best to display every design as accurately as possible, but colors can appear slightly different from one screen to another. Monitors, phones, tablets, and printers all interpret color a little differently.
Because each blanket is individually created, minor variations in placement, color, and sizing are perfectly normal and make every piece uniquely yours.
A Friendly Warning
Grumbleberry blankets have been known to cause:
- Excessive coziness
- Unexpected naps
- The sudden desire to cancel plans
- Arguments over who gets the blanket
- The completely reasonable decision to watch “just one more episode”
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