Description
Anxious Mess Possum Blanket | Funny Possum Velveteen Blanket
The Anxious Mess Possum Blanket was created for anyone who has ever stared at a perfectly ordinary email for forty-five minutes before deciding to answer it tomorrow instead. If that sounds familiar, welcome home.
Featuring an adorable little screaming possum alongside the words “Anxious Mess” in bright rainbow letters, this blanket embraces chaos with the same enthusiasm that a possum embraces eating something it probably shouldn’t. Set against a dark gray background and surrounded by colorful stars, the design perfectly balances cute, funny, and painfully relatable.
The Anxious Mess Possum Blanket is ideal for people who appreciate a little humor in the middle of life’s everyday madness. Whether you’re curled up on the couch, binge-watching your favorite comfort show, recovering from an exhausting day of social interaction, or simply trying your best, this blanket is ready to provide comfort and companionship.
Each blanket is carefully manufactured by a trusted partner and features our original Grumbleberry artwork printed in rich, vibrant color on the front, while the reverse side remains luxuriously soft and white. Available in both 50 × 60-inch and 60 × 80-inch sizes, the Anxious Mess Possum Blanket delivers equal parts coziness, personality, and emotional support.
After all, life is hard, but at least you can be warm while you panic.
Anxious Mess Possum Blanket Details
Wrap yourself in a little extra comfort with our velveteen blankets. Each design features original Grumbleberry artwork on the front and a soft white backing, creating the perfect combination of coziness, durability, and personality. Every blanket is carefully manufactured by a trusted partner to ensure vibrant colors and a luxuriously soft feel.
Features
- Available in 50 × 60 inch and 60 × 80 inch sizes
- Printed in vivid, high-resolution color
- Ultra-soft velveteen finish
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (approximately 300 g/m²)
- Printed on one side with a soft white backing
- Double-needle topstitching for enhanced durability
- Made from 100% polyester (83% polyester / 17% spandex blend on select variations)
- Designed to meet applicable safety and compliance standards
Anxious Mess Possum Blanket Care Instructions
To keep your blanket looking its best, we recommend the following care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Hand washing is recommended to help preserve the softness and vibrancy of the fabric.
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Small | 50 × 60 inches |
| Large | 60 × 80 inches |
Color & Display Disclaimer
Every effort is made to accurately represent the colors in our artwork. However, because monitors, phone screens, tablets, and printers can all display colors differently, slight variations may occur.
Each blanket is individually manufactured, so minor differences in placement, size, and color are normal and simply make your blanket uniquely yours.
Warning: Blankets may cause excessive coziness, spontaneous naps, and the irrational belief that one more episode is a perfectly reasonable decision.
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