Description
Farmer Bernerd Desk Mat – Cantankerous Possum Farm Neoprene Desk Pad 
Bring a little country chaos to your workspace with the Farmer Bernerd Desk Mat, featuring everyone’s favorite grumpy old possum farmer. This hilarious design includes Farmer Bernerd himself, towering stacks of hay, warning signs, pitchforks, and a collection of his finest wisdom, including classics such as “Get Off Mah Land!”, “Go On, GET!”, “Don’t Make Me Come Over Thar!”, and “You’re Treadin’ on Thin Hay!”
Set against a warm brown background, this desk mat combines cozy farmhouse charm with the delightfully cranky personality that has made Farmer Bernerd an unforgettable member of the Grumbleberry family. It’s perfect for gamers, office workers, farmers, crafters, and anyone whose patience has worn as thin as an old fence post.
Manufactured by a trusted partner, this desk mat provides a smooth neoprene surface for effortless mouse movement, while the anti-slip rubber backing helps keep everything securely in place.
Available in both 14 × 24-inch and 18 × 36-inch sizes, it offers plenty of space for your keyboard, mouse, notebooks, and perhaps a small emergency supply of sweet tea.
Farmer Bernerd Desk Mat Details
Manufactured by a trusted partner, each desk mat is made from durable neoprene with a smooth surface that’s perfect for everyday use. The non-slip backing helps keep everything securely in place while protecting your desk from scratches, scuffs, and spills.
Features
- Available in two sizes:
- 14 × 24 inches
- 18 × 36 inches
- Soft, durable neoprene construction
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse movement
- Anti-slip rubber backing
- Vibrant, edge-to-edge printing
- Rounded edges for a finished appearance
- Suitable for workspaces, gaming setups, crafting areas, and home offices
- Manufactured by a trusted partner
Farmer Bernerd Desk Mat Care Instructions
Keeping your desk mat looking adorable is easy.
- Spot clean with mild soap and warm water.
- Gently wipe with a soft cloth.
- Allow the mat to air dry completely before using it again.
- Avoid bleach and harsh cleaning products.
- Do not iron.
- Do not place in a dryer.
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Med | 14 x 28 inches |
| Large | 18 x 36 inches |
Color & Display Disclaimer
We do our best to display every design as accurately as possible, but colors can appear slightly different from one screen to another. Monitors, phones, tablets, and printers all interpret color a little differently.
Because each desk mat is individually created, minor variations in placement, color, and sizing are perfectly normal and make every piece uniquely yours.
A Friendly Warning
Grumbleberry desk mats have been known to cause:
- Excessive smiling
- Frequent compliments from visitors
- A completely unreasonable attachment to tiny scarf-wearing cats
- A sudden urge to light a pumpkin-scented candle
- An inexplicable desire to buy matching accessories
- The realization that your desk belongs to the cats now
The cats are very sorry.
They are also absolutely not giving it back. 🐱🍂
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