Description
Peace Was Nary an Option Possum Velveteen Blanket | Funny Possum Throw Blanket 
Some days call for kindness, patience, and understanding. Other days require a tiny screaming possum armed with a tiny knife.
Our Peace Was Nary an Option Possum Blanket is covered with an army of determined little possums, each one proudly displaying the phrase that perfectly sums up a surprising number of life’s daily inconveniences. Scattered among the possums are tiny knives, all resting against a dreamy lavender background that somehow makes the entire situation even more adorable.
Equal parts sweet, chaotic, and wonderfully ridiculous, this blanket is perfect for possum lovers, collectors of delightfully strange things, and anyone whose personality occasionally falls somewhere between “cozy woodland creature” and “absolutely not.”
Every blanket features original Grumbleberry artwork printed in vivid color on the front and a luxuriously soft white backing on the reverse. Whether you’re reading, relaxing, watching television, or plotting your next minor act of chaos, this blanket is ready to keep you warm.
Because sometimes peace simply isn’t an option.
Peace Was Nary An Option Possum Blanket Details
There’s nothing better than wrapping yourself in something soft, cozy, and just a little bit ridiculous. Our velveteen blankets are designed to bring plenty of comfort, a little personality, and a whole lot of charm to your home.
Every blanket features original Grumbleberry artwork printed in vibrant color on the front, paired with an irresistibly soft white backing on the reverse. Each one is carefully produced by one of our trusted manufacturing partners so you can enjoy bright colors, beautiful details, and the kind of softness that makes getting off the couch much more difficult than it should be.
Features
- Available in 50 × 60-inch and 60 × 80-inch sizes
- Printed in vivid, high-resolution color
- Ultra-soft velveteen finish
- Medium-heavy fabric (approximately 300 g/m²)
- Printed on one side with a soft white backing
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability
- Made from 100% polyester (83% polyester and 17% spandex blend on select variations)
- Produced to meet applicable safety and quality standards
Peace Was Nary An Option Possum Blanket Care Instructions
We want your blanket to stay soft, cozy, and beautiful for years to come. To keep it looking its best, we recommend the following care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C / 90°F)
- Wash on a gentle cycle
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Avoid high heat to help preserve the softness and vibrancy of the fabric
Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Small | 50 × 60 inches |
| Large | 60 × 80 inches |
Color & Display Disclaimer
We do our best to display every design as accurately as possible, but colors can appear slightly different from one screen to another. Monitors, phones, tablets, and printers all interpret color a little differently.
Because each blanket is individually created, minor variations in placement, color, and sizing are perfectly normal and make every piece uniquely yours.
A Friendly Warning
Grumbleberry blankets have been known to cause:
- Excessive coziness
- Unexpected naps
- The sudden desire to cancel plans
- Arguments over who gets the blanket
- The completely reasonable decision to watch “just one more episode”
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