Description
Peace Was Nary An Option Desk Mat – Funny Possum Neoprene Desk Pad 
Some days you choose peace. Other days you are a tiny screaming possum holding two knives.
The Peace Was Nary An Option Desk Mat celebrates the second kind of day with one of our delightfully unhinged Grumbleberry possums proudly brandishing a knife in each paw beneath the declaration “PEACE was nary an option!” Apparently diplomacy has failed. We will not be taking further questions.
Behind our determined little menace is a purple gradient background covered in a subtle pattern of tiny knives, because one cannot simply have two knives when an entire decorative knife motif is available.
Cute, ridiculous, slightly threatening, and thoroughly Grumbleberry, this desk mat is perfect for anyone who enjoys possums, weird humor, chaotic cute artwork, and desk accessories that accurately communicate their willingness to participate in unnecessary meetings.
Manufactured by a trusted partner, the Peace Was Nary An Option Desk Mat is made from neoprene and provides a smooth surface for your mouse, keyboard, drawing tablet, notebook, gaming setup, or important collection of snacks. The non-slip rubber backing helps keep your mat securely in place, while durable stitched edges give it a clean, finished look.
Choose from 14 × 24 inches or 18 × 36 inches and give your desk the peaceful, calming atmosphere it deserves.
Unfortunately, the possum has other plans.
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Peace Was Nary An Option Desk Mat Details
Features
- Available in two sizes:
- 14 × 24 inches
- 18 × 36 inches
- Soft, durable neoprene construction
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse movement
- Anti-slip rubber backing
- Vibrant, edge-to-edge printing
- Rounded edges for a finished appearance
- Suitable for workspaces, gaming setups, crafting areas, and home offices
- Manufactured by a trusted partner
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Peace Was Nary An Option Desk Mat Care Instructions
Keeping your desk mat looking adorable is easy.
- Spot clean with mild soap and warm water.
- Gently wipe with a soft cloth.
- Allow the mat to air dry completely before using it again.
- Avoid bleach and harsh cleaning products.
- Do not iron.
- Do not place in a dryer.
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Available Sizes
| Size | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Med | 14 x 28 inches |
| Large | 18 x 36 inches |
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Color & Display Disclaimer
We do our best to display every design as accurately as possible, but colors can appear slightly different from one screen to another. Monitors, phones, tablets, and printers all interpret color a little differently.
Because each desk mat is individually created, minor variations in placement, color, and sizing are perfectly normal and make every piece uniquely yours.
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A Friendly Warning
Grumbleberry desk mats have been known to cause:
- Excessive smiling
- Frequent compliments from visitors
- A completely unreasonable attachment to tiny scarf-wearing cats
- A sudden urge to light a pumpkin-scented candle
- An inexplicable desire to buy matching accessories
- The realization that your desk belongs to the cats now
The cats are very sorry.
They are also absolutely not giving it back. 🐱🍂
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